my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life
Anonymous asked: Youre so cute, i love you. Happy valentines day<3
I didn’t leave my room or shower
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
it’s not a phase mom, sheep farming is my life
this just in: jk rowling regrets entire harry potter series. says she meant to write about blizzards, not wizards. isn’t sure what happened.
apparently there’s an important episode of football on this weekend
"i can’t pull off red lipstick" stop lying to yourself and stop lying to jesus
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absolutely-sweet-autumnmarie asked: you are the fucking devil, not me. you can't even read instructions.
well you know life’s too short to read the damn instructions on a tumblr survey
FIRST OF ALL THIS ABSOLUTELY TOOK ME FOREVER TO DO.
These are the rules:
Rule one: always post the rules
Rule two: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones
Rule three: tag 11 people and link them to the post
Rule four: actually tell them you tagged them
I was tagged by:
the devil absolutely-sweet-autumnmarie.tumblr.com
Questions I was asked:
Do you like to read?
What is your favorite sports team?
every puppy in the puppy bowl ever
What is your favorite kind of music?
Who is your favorite celebrity?
How did you discover tumblr?
my friends were making accounts in 2010 so I did and it sat there for like a year
Who is your favorite singer?
What is your favorite show?
What is your favorite color?
Purple or violet or whatever
What do you think of our country right now?
What is your religion?
Do you have any pets?
the pets that are currently living in the house where I am living are two fish named Josey and Jacques
so apparently I’m only supposed to do the ones below and not the ones up there but I did not actually read the directions and I already did the ones up there and it would actually take more effort to erase the ones up there so fuck you
Questions you need to answer:
i do not consume
i believe every single human literally dies directly after a breakup every time
get on my level
big ugly bras
i’m already famous i have like 4 whole followers
what are boys
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