Kuzco is my favourite Disney princess.
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Robert’s throne has finally been usurped
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Not sure if everything on my dash actually is hilarious or I’m just slaphappy because it’s like 6 a.m.
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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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the perks of being a cauliflower
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i dont even recognize north carolina as a state right now as far as im concerned we have 49 states although im not even sure wyoming is real
have you ever met someone from wyoming???
exactly
my mom lives in wyoming
yes but have you ever met her
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this is a game where you see what it's like to be kanye west on twitter. play it. →
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“fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers
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i worked hard for things i have achieved and i will be damned if some lady in a meat dress is going to tell me i was born this way
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OH MY GOD WE HAVE COOL WHIP.
I can’t wait to fucking eat you TASTY….
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