I'm Rachel and I'm kind of curly.

My blog is usually pretty shitty.

24th February 2014

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my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats


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22nd February 2014

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hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life


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15th February 2014

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Anonymous said: Youre so cute, i love you. Happy valentines day<3


I didn’t leave my room or shower


5th February 2014

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i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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5th February 2014

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it’s not a phase mom, sheep farming is my life


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4th February 2014

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4th February 2014

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this just in: jk rowling regrets entire harry potter series. says she meant to write about blizzards, not wizards. isn’t sure what happened.


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3rd February 2014

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we&#8217;re having a conversation

we’re having a conversation

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2nd February 2014

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2nd February 2014

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apparently there’s an important episode of football on this weekend


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24th January 2014

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"i can’t pull off red lipstick" stop lying to yourself and stop lying to jesus 


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23rd January 2014

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Tagged: absolutely-sweet-autumnmarie


15th January 2014

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absolutely-sweet-autumnmarie said: you are the fucking devil, not me. you can't even read instructions.

well you know life’s too short to read the damn instructions on a tumblr survey


15th January 2014

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If I tagged you, you have to do it!


These are the rules:

Rule one: always post the rules

Rule two: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones

Rule three: tag 11 people and link them to the post

Rule four: actually tell them you tagged them

I was tagged by: the devil absolutely-sweet-autumnmarie.tumblr.com

Questions I was asked:

Do you like to read?

wtf yeah

What is your favorite sports team?

every puppy in the puppy bowl ever

What is your favorite kind of music?

Tom Waits

Who is your favorite celebrity?

Tom Waits

How did you discover tumblr?

my friends were making accounts in 2010 so I did and it sat there for like a year

Who is your favorite singer?

Tom Waits

What is your favorite show?

what’s tv

What is your favorite color?

Purple or violet or whatever

What do you think of our country right now?

doot doot

What is your religion?

Tom Waits

Do you have any pets?

the pets that are currently living in the house where I am living are two fish named Josey and Jacques

so apparently I’m only supposed to do the ones below and not the ones up there but I did not actually read the directions and I already did the ones up there and it would actually take more effort to erase the ones up there so fuck you

Questions you need to answer:

  1. What is your favorite food?

i do not consume

  1. If you could have dinner with anyone, who would it be?

Tom Waits

  1. Do you believe in life after love?

i believe every single human literally dies directly after a breakup every time 

  1. What is your most prized possession?

my ass

  1. Do you have an obsession with anything?

get on my level

  1. What is your favorite thing to wear?

big ugly bras

  1. If you had the choice to be famous or not, what would you pick?

i’m already famous i have like 4 whole followers

  1. What is your favorite movie?

inglourious basterds

  1. Girlcrush?

kathy bates/everyone

  1. Boycrush?

what are boys

Tagged: idfkit would be a crime to tag anyone in thisi choose dylancottonfoofjust pick whatever ones you want to answer w/eidk how to change the numbers this is my fucking life


13th January 2014

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