I'm Rachel and I'm kind of curly.


My blog is usually pretty shitty.

2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from Sleeping Out Of Tune with 86,382 notes

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

I found out when I watched her type in her aol password and I logged in when she left and found an email from a website that lets you create a personalized Santa letter 

Tagged: I didn't tell her i knew until we had the formal talklike four years laterextra presents son

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1st September 2014

Chat reblogged from seansoo fandom blog with 18,644 notes

  • me: mom... dad... im g-
  • parents: gay?
  • me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions

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1st September 2014

Photo reblogged from Certified Assman and Pugeologist with 54,672 notes

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28th August 2014

Post reblogged from 2 dysphoric 2 care with 95,348 notes

steffalopod:

in elementary school john lennon had a homework that asked “what do you want two be when you grow up” and he replied “happy”. the teacher say “you donot understand the assignment” and jjohn lennon said “u dont understand LIFE”. that teacher was albert einstein. reblog if you love god

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28th August 2014

Photo reblogged from jae with 63,411 notes

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28th August 2014

Photo reblogged from seansoo fandom blog with 3,493 notes

nuttedsohard:

this is still the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in a yearbook 

nuttedsohard:

this is still the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in a yearbook 

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24th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Forget your troubles, C'mon get happy... with 49,925 notes

charlesxavir:

tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life

charlesxavir:

tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life

Tagged: oh my lort

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23rd August 2014

Photoset with 1 note

I got a new laptop a few weeks ago and these are the only two images I have saved so far

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22nd August 2014

Photo reblogged from Hilariously Offensive with 107,415 notes

orgasmic-humor:

I’m listening 

orgasmic-humor:

I’m listening 

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21st August 2014

Post reblogged from allan degeneres with 199,276 notes

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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20th August 2014

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backstreet’s back alright

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20th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Hilariously Offensive with 176,342 notes

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24th February 2014

Post reblogged from allan degeneres with 386,237 notes

egg-rolls:

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

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22nd February 2014

Post reblogged from this is natural with 328,540 notes

abomasnow:

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

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15th February 2014

Question reblogged from Fuck Sasuke Uchiha with 33 notes

Anonymous said: Youre so cute, i love you. Happy valentines day<3

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

I didn’t leave my room or shower

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